Towels are different in the fantasy world
Shows are different in the fantasy world
Dancing’s different in the fantasy world
Unicorns… No, they’re the same
Everything’s different in the fantasy world
|—||Noel Fielding’s Luxury Comedy 2 Tales from Painted Hawaii (via mfavoritequotes)|
why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow
why do people have replies disabled…who do you think you are…I have things to say
Fruits and vegetables are essential to a healthy diet.
Your gluttony and celebration for fruits and vegetables may cause you to explode, to the everlasting joy of your enemies.
Shocked faces of onlookers as you wave to a dog after orchestrating the explosion of a healthy man.
Shake that aubergine dry and consult with your fontanelle!
"Jerkidiot kid promoting tumblr racist sympathizer little white bitch"
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry