NOPE NOPE NEW ONE AGAIN

DID THEY JUST CHANGE IT BACK

unpopuler:

what if the internet closed at midnight  

(via coluring)

roblawmusik:

restaurant: sorry we stop serving at 8

me: honey i never stop serving

image

(via illuminati-vagina)

sybris:

impossiblesoulbysufjanstevens:

Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s

love this

vegan’s

there

(via illuminati-vagina)

perks-of-being-chinese:

"what do you plan on being when you’re older?"

image

(via shouldnt)

sexygeriatrics:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

(via happiest)

hummousexual:

thotstothinkabout:

thefitrasta:

Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16

SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE

woahhhhh

(via generalbooty)

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

(via asian)

modernpolymath:

nazvseverything:

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

(via amoying)

papazin:

oh my god

(via joshpeck)

vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .

(via roaclrunner)

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