NOPE NOPE NEW ONE AGAIN
restaurant: sorry we stop serving at 8
me: honey i never stop serving
Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case
Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16
SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE
This is why I hate texting sometimes.
Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell
This speaks to me on a spiritual level.